5 definitions by petuniafarmer
Acronym standing for Drunk With Boys, Whoops! This is actually a streamlined form of the observed phenomenon "sometimes people get drunk in a room with boys and things happen." In the DWBW form, the phrase can be easily texted or used in mixed company as a way of communicating to a friend that errors in judgement may or may not have been made, rendering the user of the phrase in need of a ride, understanding and gentleness, coffee and mimosas, bail money, plan B delivery, forgiveness or cover for absence at an appointed time and place, or any other circumstance that might arise from such a situation.
J: You're looking a mite disheveled this morning, princess. Are you ill?
S: Uhhhh, DWBW.
J: Please tell me he's at least close to our age rather than cougar bait.
S: Where the hell have you been? Your roommate is screaming at me that that I LOST you!
J: Um, yes. DWBW. Let me see if I can find a magazine with the address of where I am on it.
S: I'll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up.
S: Uhhhh, DWBW.
J: Please tell me he's at least close to our age rather than cougar bait.
S: Where the hell have you been? Your roommate is screaming at me that that I LOST you!
J: Um, yes. DWBW. Let me see if I can find a magazine with the address of where I am on it.
S: I'll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up.
by petuniafarmer April 4, 2010
To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.
Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
by petuniafarmer January 23, 2009
programs that help protect a computer from unwanted malware, bots, trojans, spyware, and invasions. Firewalls, antivirus programs and search and destroy protective software are all examples of cybercillin.
My computer picked up some kind of horrible bug and won't even boot properly now. I don't know how this happened, because I had good cybercillin running on it.
by petuniafarmer January 31, 2009
A state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a boner at all times. Permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum fuck.
My quantum fuck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. I get a porngram before I've finished the last one, all day long! He's definitely a keeper.
by petuniafarmer January 29, 2009