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1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.
1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?

HyperText Markup Language (HTML)

The HyperText Markup Language, or more commonly known as HTML, was created by Tim Berners-Lee and the W3C in 1993. It is compatible with Cascading StyleSheets, or CSS. HTML's latest version is HTML5.2, pushed in 2017. It is used for building websites using a series of tags like <p></p> or <a href="if.php"></a>.
The HyperText Markup Language (HTML) is a popular web design language for a very long time.

hyperextensivesensation

The feeling when you lay down on your bed after being so tired and yet can't fall asleep because it feels too good.

A very good feeling when you're going to sleep on your bed after a long day of hard work.
Sam is suffering from hyperextensivesensation last night and can barely stay awake today.

"Aww man, I get hyperextensivesensation everytime I hit the bed."

hypertit 

A kink involving super enlarged breast,way past it’s normal human size
Hey john, what are your kinks?

John:I’m actually really into hypertit
hypertit by TheBestestBoi September 13, 2020

hyperextended guard drill 

a war in which the actual combat lasts less than the overall time of national guard duty in a year’s time
You call the 1991 Persian Gulf conflict a war? 34 days of fighting? More like a hyperextended guard drill!

hypertextia 

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).
Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.
hypertextia by QuacksO January 18, 2018