hypertit

A kink involving super enlarged breast,way past it’s normal human size

Hey john, what are your kinks?

John:I’m actually really into hypertit

by TheBestestBoi September 13, 2020

Hypertirus

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.

I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.

by DJTFM May 19, 2019

Hyperlite

Best damn wakeboard company there is

Parks rides for Hyperlite

by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004

Hypertired

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.

Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!

by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009

hyperitch

garrett's ass checks spreading like the red sea while playing knee football.

ass cheeks stretched to the limit of extreme pain hyperitch

by I WANNA FUCKIN blowJ!!!!!!! January 20, 2008

Hypeatitus

Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.

Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"

4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"

There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.

Example of Hypeatitus:

(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!

by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014

Hyperbitchilate

As to hyperventilate with bitching... As to not breathe until you can't breathe while bitching.

Stop screaming! You are gonna hyperbitchilate again. Damnit where's that paper bag?!?!?!

by BloodyDamiana July 8, 2011