hypertextia 

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).

Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.

hypertextia by QuacksO January 18, 2018

Hypertextia 

An overwhelming desire to text someone.

My urge to text her is so much so that it cannot even wait until I receive a reply for my previous text. I cannot eat, sleep, or talk to someone else before texting her. I guess I am suffering from a condition called hypertextia.

Hypertextia by BabuGeorge June 11, 2019

Covid Hypertesting Disorder 

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

Covid Hypertesting Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.

1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?

hypertext by Alliterating Alonso Allenson April 21, 2009

HyperText Markup Language (HTML)

The HyperText Markup Language, or more commonly known as HTML, was created by Tim Berners-Lee and the W3C in 1993. It is compatible with Cascading StyleSheets, or CSS. HTML's latest version is HTML5.2, pushed in 2017. It is used for building websites using a series of tags like <p></p> or <a href="if.php"></a>.

The HyperText Markup Language (HTML) is a popular web design language for a very long time.

HyperText Markup Language (HTML) by Dictionary & Thesaurus November 5, 2023

hypertextual 

Used to describe someone who can’t stop texting

“Do you see how much Emilie is texting me?”

“Yeah dude, she’s so hypertextual.”

hypertextual by EJMILIE June 27, 2020

HyperTetraCube

Its like a tetracube or a terracube, but hyper

M: Hey man let me teach you about HyperTetraCube
C: What the fuck is a HyperTetraCube

HyperTetraCube by gomblermom May 11, 2022