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Hypnophilia 

Himmy suffers from hypnophilia. He just loves to sleep all the time.
Hypnophilia by siriusdacosta July 8, 2009

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.
Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight
Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

hydrophilic head 

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.
Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.
hydrophilic head by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

hydrophilia 

Getting sexual pleasure out of water.
I'm a hydrophiliac. I like taking showers. When I took one today, I creamed my jeans.
hydrophilia by Jordan Alexander June 11, 2006

hylophilia 

Noun - a deep rooted obsession with collecting logs, kindling and other wood-based fuels.
Lizzie, a hylophile, made her family collect the freshly felled logs. She suffers from hylophilia.
hylophilia by Darth Herge July 2, 2016

hypnophilia 

A person with hypnophilia would probably have troubles sleeping, being in such a heightened state of arousal at the fact.
hypnophilia by Cerviterii June 16, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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