hylophilia 

Noun - a deep rooted obsession with collecting logs, kindling and other wood-based fuels.

Lizzie, a hylophile, made her family collect the freshly felled logs. She suffers from hylophilia.

hylophilia by Darth Herge July 2, 2016

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

heliophilia 

(N.) An addiction to the sun. Always needing it's rays to survive life. Needing summer all year round.

"Sammi has heliophilia;therefore, she lives at the beach,and is outside everyday"

"The sunflower needs the sun to survive as so does a person with heliophilia"

heliophilia by smdsweetheart January 4, 2014

xylophilia 

The obssessive fascination or attraction to nature.

His xylophilia causes him to go into the woods a lot.

xylophilia by death.is.afk September 18, 2016

Hypnophilia 

Simple love for sleep.

Himmy suffers from hypnophilia. He just loves to sleep all the time.

Hypnophilia by siriusdacosta July 8, 2009

Heliophilia 

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.

"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."

Heliophilia by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

homophiliac 

A person who loves gay.

ryofire is a homophiliac.

homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005