NimbleFruitJube's definitions
The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018
Get the Carrotingmug. My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023
Get the Jorkmug. Jovially going for a swim
It’s such a perfect day, I might just head on down for dipitydoo in the catfish pool before breakfast!
by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023
Get the Dipitydoomug. An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.
by NimbleFruitJube November 6, 2018
Get the Sausage Sizzlemug. 1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
Get the Husbanditomug. Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
Get the Ghetto Carrotsmug. by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
Get the Titatormug.