Definitions by NimbleFruitJube

Ghetto Carrots 

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

Ghetto Carrots by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

Poopalactic convulsion 

Urgent, violent, explosive defection followed by overwhelming relief.

I had to bust out of the meeting in fear of a poopalactic convulsion.

Poopalactic convulsion by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Dipitydoo 

Jovially going for a swim

It’s such a perfect day, I might just head on down for dipitydoo in the catfish pool before breakfast!

Dipitydoo by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jork 

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

Jork by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Titator 

Female Hitler

The titator hypnotized her followers into complete subservience.

Titator by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

Husbandito 

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

Husbandito by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

Sausage Sizzle 

An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.

Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.

Sausage Sizzle by NimbleFruitJube November 6, 2018