Husbandito 

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

Husbandito by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

husbando 

Pronunciation: WHOSE-BAN-DOH

An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".

If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo

But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.

POLL: WHO IS YOUR WAIFU OR HUSBANDO?

I love Lelouche, my husbando

husbando by Gulfion November 20, 2013

Husbando 

Pronounced Huz-band-oh

A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.

Ever since I first saw him, I had a huge crush on him. He's my Husbando

Husbando by SuxAtGaming44 November 21, 2018

Husbando 

The male version of a waifu. A fictional character (usually from an anime) that women care for so much they refer to them as husbando. The feelings one has for a husbando can range between love, obsession, worship or a mix of said feelings. Some have multiple husbandos and some have just one. Many women prefer Husbandos to 3D men because they suck ass and 2D men are superior to 3D men in every way.

Friend: wow you have a lot of Kars (JJBA) posters and figurines, you even have a body pillow of him.
Me: Yes because he is my husbando. I love him and one day my soul will transcend reality and I can finally be with him and worship him to my fullest.
Friend: ...you need a therapist.

Husbando by ButterMyCreams February 3, 2017

Husbando 

Male alternative for the word 'waifu'. A husbando is someone you hold deep affection towards, to the point you refer to them as your husband.

Female 1: Who is your husbando
Female 2: Kakyoin Noriaki, he is just too pure.

Husbando by Noriaki Kakyoin April 14, 2019

Husbando 

If you are of the female gender or gay you can have a husbando. A husbando is the same as waifu but the male version. The word husbando is more often than not used in the anime community.

girl 1: Wow he's hawt.
girl 2: BITCH HES MY HUSBANDO!!

Husbando by definitelynothorseorcock May 20, 2018

3D Waifu/Husbando

A 3D Waifu / Husbando is a non-ficitional charakter (a real person), who you love but it is one sided like Waifu / Husbando

This ACTRESS / ACTOR is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....
This MODEL is my 3D Waifu/Husbando ....

3D Waifu/Husbando by KareX June 26, 2020