1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
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An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".
If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo
But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".
If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo
But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
by Gulfion November 20, 2013
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Pronounced Huz-band-oh
A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.
A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.
by SuxAtGaming44 November 21, 2018
Get the Husbando mug.The male version of a waifu. A fictional character (usually from an anime) that women care for so much they refer to them as husbando. The feelings one has for a husbando can range between love, obsession, worship or a mix of said feelings. Some have multiple husbandos and some have just one. Many women prefer Husbandos to 3D men because they suck ass and 2D men are superior to 3D men in every way.
Friend: wow you have a lot of Kars (JJBA) posters and figurines, you even have a body pillow of him.
Me: Yes because he is my husbando. I love him and one day my soul will transcend reality and I can finally be with him and worship him to my fullest.
Friend: ...you need a therapist.
Me: Yes because he is my husbando. I love him and one day my soul will transcend reality and I can finally be with him and worship him to my fullest.
Friend: ...you need a therapist.
by ButterMyCreams February 3, 2017
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by Noriaki Kakyoin April 14, 2019
Get the Husbando mug.If you are of the female gender or gay you can have a husbando. A husbando is the same as waifu but the male version. The word husbando is more often than not used in the anime community.
by definitelynothorseorcock May 20, 2018
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