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Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
Hurtball by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010
tooth hurty
tooth hurty by sheila in the car March 14, 2010
Hurtains
When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains
"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"
Hurtains by git.roeder December 6, 2011