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Hurtado jawline god😂
hurtado by Lpsbsnsiis August 9, 2017
Words you can keep
An extremely dank meme dealer, known and loved by everyone.
Person 1:"Who's your meme dealer?"
Person 2:"It's Hurtado."
Person 1:"Holy damn, isn't he the godfather of all memes?"
Hurtado by HurtadoS05 September 17, 2017

Spicy Hurtado 

When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.
Give me the spicy Hurtado, batch!
Spicy Hurtado by HungOverit April 1, 2021

jesus hurtado 

Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️
jesus hurtado by Gordaa January 26, 2014

miguel jose noboa hurtado 

Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)
miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face

Hurtsdontit 

When some one gets hurt or accidentally hurts themselves
Person 1 (Smashes finger with hammer) owww. I smashed my finger with a hammer
Person 2 ahh you get a hurtsdontit.
Person 1. Whats a hurtsdontit
Person 2 it hurts-dont-it
Hurtsdontit by Jdeere June 29, 2021

hurtamoose 

Hey Hurtamoose Does Your Moose Hurt ' UH HUH '
hurtamoose by SelfSke June 4, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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