Hurty

hurty. A small cut, graze, bite or bruise especially in young children though can be used by persons of any age

Daddy, I fell over at school, I have a hurty on my knee

by Charlie’s Dad August 3, 2019

hurty

The feeling a sadist feels when they want to hurt someone.

Man, have you seen that cute submissive girl over there, she makes me feel so hurty.

by uhegl September 24, 2013

hurty

painful, causing minor pain. Used once by Ralph Wiggum.

"It's all cold and hurty"

by Justine January 22, 2004

Hurty

Bubba talk for when something hurts.

WAAAAH, don't poke my eyeball! that's hurty!!

by Mandy Moo June 4, 2004

Hurty

When something really hurts.

I fell down and twisted my ankle and now it is hurty

by Gingerbr3ad March 5, 2011

Hurty

When your in so much pain and you can't remember how to spell the correct word.

I got punched in the rib today it Hurty.

by Hollie.o January 14, 2015

Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011