hurtabiss 

To be the biggest idiot in the world and have bad breath.

Yo, dat man is such a hurtabiss!

hurtabiss by cotey October 4, 2006

hurtabiss 

small penis the size of a asian buisness man

this guy has a penis the siza of a hurtabiss

hurtabiss by Trade stan October 6, 2006

Hurtains 

When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains

"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"

Hurtains by git.roeder December 6, 2011

hurtubise 

1) A hurtubise is a destructive drunk that scares away people (girls in particular) with retarded shenanigans.

2) Someone who regularly embarrasses his acquaintances, and gets disowned by friends for drunk shenanigans.

3) A perennial dumbass nitwit who keeps behaving in the aforementioned manner. Even after years of being a dumbass, a hurtubise never learns from his/her own mistakes.

"Fuck, (person X) is baiting us out and scaring away all the chicks with his fucked-up drunkeness. We better ditch that lousy prick hurtubise before he makes us look bad too!"

hurtubise by Bertramo January 28, 2011

hurtubise 

A reference to a very large male reproductive organ.

Check out the hurtubise on that guy.

hurtubise by hurtubise January 3, 2008

hertakiss maximus 

hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.

o shit there's hertakiss maximus digging threw the garbage.

hertakiss maximus by yam bag December 11, 2006