When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains

"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"

Hurtains by git.roeder December 6, 2011

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hurtubise

1) A hurtubise is a destructive drunk that scares away people (girls in particular) with retarded shenanigans.

2) Someone who regularly embarrasses his acquaintances, and gets disowned by friends for drunk shenanigans.

3) A perennial dumbass nitwit who keeps behaving in the aforementioned manner. Even after years of being a dumbass, a hurtubise never learns from his/her own mistakes.

"Fuck, (person X) is baiting us out and scaring away all the chicks with his fucked-up drunkeness. We better ditch that lousy prick hurtubise before he makes us look bad too!"

hurtubise by Bertramo January 28, 2011

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hurtubise

A reference to a very large male reproductive organ.

Check out the hurtubise on that guy.

hurtubise by hurtubise January 3, 2008

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hertakiss maximus

hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.

o shit there's hertakiss maximus digging threw the garbage.

hertakiss maximus by yam bag December 11, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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