When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains
"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"
by git.roeder December 6, 2011
Get the Hurtainsmug.