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Humpfilia 

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*
Humpfilia by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009
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humiliation ritual 

A humiliation ritual is when a record label forces or bribes their artist into doing things they wouldn’t normally end up doing, to weaken and destruct the society / audience they market to. Some examples of humiliation rituals
1) NBA Youngboy just painted his face like a clown .. That was a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
humiliation ritual by Truthestseeker December 12, 2021

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

erotic humiliation 

A fantasy of non consent generally where one partner dominates and 'humiliates' the other.
My Mistress humiliated me by making me strip naked in front of her friends - Erotic humiliation really turns me on!
erotic humiliation by London Lady September 22, 2013

Humiliatrix 

A Humiliatrix is a specific type of female dominant skilled in the particular art of erotic humiliation and/or real-life humiliation.

Being very much a contemporary term, a Humiliatrix can be thought of as being more of an intellectual or 'modern dominant', inflicting stress and mental anguish via the power of the word, rather than the whip. Its usage is frequently combined with similarly modern fetish scenarios such as urban, office, Valley Girl, and college/university environments. (e.g Office Humiliatrix).

Despite its intellectual slant, a Humiliatrix may utilise certain physical methods and actions so as to heighten a particular humiliating incident, such as face-slapping, spitting and cuckolding. Financial manipulation and blackmail are also often associated with a Humiliatrix.

The modernity of Humiliatrix domination extends to its relative imagery and style; whereas a Dominatrix may traditionally be associated with leather, boots and whips, a Humiliatrix is associated with more contemporary clothing, clubwear, or adopting an executive, and/or 'cosmopolitan' image.

Although generally considered a portmanteau that combines "humiliation" and "dominatrix", the first recorded usage of the term appears in the 1853 edited copy of the Diary and Autobiography of Edmund Bohun Esq 1645-1699. (Translated from latin literally meaning 'female who humiliates', and in this instance as humbler of human pride - humani fastigū humiliatrix).
She's one sexy Humiliatrix.
Humiliatrix by appleace July 28, 2007

humiliated

when other people laughed at you and embarassed you.
i jumped in the pool and my top came off. i was so humiliated
humiliated by caveman.. August 14, 2008

Small Penis Humiliation 

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small [penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee
I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.
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