Hotpast

When a female in a relationship shares stories about their most memorable sexual encounters to tease and elevate foreplay. Most typically found in couples In the cuckold or hotwife lifestyles.

My wife shared some hotpast stories during foreplay.

by Jizzandhers July 12, 2020

Hotastic

An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.

That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.

by Laurie May 6, 2004

hottastic

To be on a level beyond merely hot or fantastic, into the area that no word yet exists. Tastic to the degree of hot.

That car was hottastic. Did you see that woman, she was hottastic.

by sprank August 31, 2006

Hotpants McGee

The act of crapping in your significant other's pants after sex. Usually followed with the exclamation, "Oh No! Hotpants McGee is here!"

After sex, Jin yelled to Sun, "Oh, No! Hotpants McGee is here!" Sun agreed and was not happy.

by Snagger March 6, 2008

hotastraphy

when 2 ho's who know each other figure out they are seeing the same guy and the guy ends up losing both.

Damn, I just had a hotastraphy.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

hotastrophe

n. when an encounter with one or many woman goes extremely badly.

see also: hosaster

i kept running into ex-girlfriends at that party last night. it was a complete hotastrophe.

by weitz May 30, 2005

hotpantstheprophet

Our Lord and saviour, gives good advices and is amazing as heck

Who is our Lord and saviour?
Hotpantstheprophet!

Y E S

by Formaggioissocool June 3, 2021