hotastrophe 

n. when an encounter with one or many woman goes extremely badly.

see also: hosaster

i kept running into ex-girlfriends at that party last night. it was a complete hotastrophe.

hotastrophe by weitz May 30, 2005

hotastraphy 

when 2 ho's who know each other figure out they are seeing the same guy and the guy ends up losing both.

Damn, I just had a hotastraphy.

hotastraphy by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

hatastrophe by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

hoetastrophy

The dilemma of so many hoes in todays society.

The way women act today, all slutty and shady, is a hoetastrophy.

hoetastrophy by Tha Real Junk April 9, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019