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Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
hose job by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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hose job • Hoejob • homejob

hose job 

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(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.
If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.
hose job by Quackafella2 June 16, 2010
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homejob 

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When you didnt do your homework, and your in school, you can normally borrow the homework from a girl. Normally you would say "hey can i get the homework from last night". But if you want a little something extra, just say "hey can i get a homejob". A homejob is when a girl gives you their homework and after, before, or while they give you a blowjob. So you get your work done, and you get head!
"Hey michelle, can i get a homejob?"
"What's a homejob dan?"
"Rememeber last time I asked you for the homework?"
"Ohhh yeah, of course! I'd be glad to give you a homejob Dan!"
homejob by dan vook June 2, 2007
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Hoejob 

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A woman who does the whole works.
That woman on the corner does $20 for a hoejob."
Hoejob by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010
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Hose Job 

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When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating
"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"
Hose Job by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020
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hoejob 

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A blowjob from a prostitute/hoe.
While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!
hoejob by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024
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