Hosejob

Watering the plants in a friend's garden while he is on vacation.

Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...

by cvdc_m July 12, 2010

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose job

(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.

If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.

by Quackafella2 June 16, 2010

homejob

When you didnt do your homework, and your in school, you can normally borrow the homework from a girl. Normally you would say "hey can i get the homework from last night". But if you want a little something extra, just say "hey can i get a homejob". A homejob is when a girl gives you their homework and after, before, or while they give you a blowjob. So you get your work done, and you get head!

"Hey michelle, can i get a homejob?"
"What's a homejob dan?"
"Rememeber last time I asked you for the homework?"
"Ohhh yeah, of course! I'd be glad to give you a homejob Dan!"

by dan vook June 2, 2007

Hoejob

A woman who does the whole works.

That woman on the corner does $20 for a hoejob."

by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010

Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

hoejob

A blowjob from a prostitute/hoe.

While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024