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Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.
If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.
by Quackafella2 June 14, 2010
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Watering the plants in a friend's garden while he is on vacation.
Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...
by cvdc_m July 11, 2010
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