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When you didnt do your homework, and your in school, you can normally borrow the homework from a girl. Normally you would say "hey can i get the homework from last night". But if you want a little something extra, just say "hey can i get a homejob". A homejob is when a girl gives you their homework and after, before, or while they give you a blowjob. So you get your work done, and you get head!
"Hey michelle, can i get a homejob?"
"What's a homejob dan?"
"Rememeber last time I asked you for the homework?"
"Ohhh yeah, of course! I'd be glad to give you a homejob Dan!"
homejob by dan vook June 2, 2007
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to be the jog or close friend of a homie
what is up homejogs?
homejog by James Serkland January 6, 2005
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Derek dropped some homojobs at the party last night
Homojob by Bob December 17, 2003
Watering the plants in a friend's garden while he is on vacation.
Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...
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home job 

An unprofessional, usually dodgy, modification or fix done at home. Generally looks crappy.
Yeah, it's a bit of a home job
home job by shiny1s August 29, 2010
That woman on the corner does $20 for a hoejob."
Hoejob by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010
traveling forty-five minutes in order to receive a hand job
Yeah, back in high school in Texas I had pull a hemejob because my girlfriend lived so far away...traveled forty-five minutes for a hand job.
hemejob by cow balls January 19, 2009
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