homejob

When you didnt do your homework, and your in school, you can normally borrow the homework from a girl. Normally you would say "hey can i get the homework from last night". But if you want a little something extra, just say "hey can i get a homejob". A homejob is when a girl gives you their homework and after, before, or while they give you a blowjob. So you get your work done, and you get head!

"Hey michelle, can i get a homejob?"
"What's a homejob dan?"
"Rememeber last time I asked you for the homework?"
"Ohhh yeah, of course! I'd be glad to give you a homejob Dan!"

by dan vook June 2, 2007

homejog

to be the jog or close friend of a homie

what is up homejogs?

by James Serkland January 6, 2005

Homojob

Any form of homosexual relations.

Derek dropped some homojobs at the party last night

by Bob December 17, 2003

Hosejob

Watering the plants in a friend's garden while he is on vacation.

Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...

by cvdc_m July 12, 2010

home job

An unprofessional, usually dodgy, modification or fix done at home. Generally looks crappy.

Yeah, it's a bit of a home job

by shiny1s August 29, 2010

Hoejob

A woman who does the whole works.

That woman on the corner does $20 for a hoejob."

by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010

hemejob

traveling forty-five minutes in order to receive a hand job

Yeah, back in high school in Texas I had pull a hemejob because my girlfriend lived so far away...traveled forty-five minutes for a hand job.

by cow balls January 19, 2009