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Hosejob
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Watering the plants in
a friend
's
garden
while he is on
vacation
.
Steve:
Hey
John, what are you doing today?
John: Oh, nothing
special
, just giving Mike a Hosejob.
Steve: You are doing what?!?!
John:
Relax
, relax. I'm just watering his plants...
Hosejob
by
cvdc_m
July 12, 2010
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