housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

Housetard

A house, a.k.a. home, that makes people sick.

Oh my god, I went to this housetard, and I threw up!! It was disgusting

by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006

Housetaurant

an old house usually bi-level that was converted, into a menu having - lunch/dinner serving - band playing(quietly) - food joint

He doesnt even play real gigs, he keeps playing all these Housetaurant's.

by dickjohnsons May 20, 2010

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.

Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.

by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.

"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."

by Cazimi May 28, 2009

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

HouseTurtle

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours

Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes

by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016