Definitions by t-norm

housetard 

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

housetard by t-norm November 8, 2005

flakes 

An abbreviation for Franklin Lakes, a very wealthy town in northern New Jersey.

Lets go to Flakes and steal a range rover.

flakes by t-norm November 7, 2005