fender

A guitar company that was started in 1946 by Leo Fender. Fender is mainly noticable for their Stratocasters, also called Strats.
I'm gonna get a Fender Strat just like Eric Clapton's.
by Modern Guitarist August 02, 2006
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1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome
1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.
by MoheakanMidgit August 22, 2007
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noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.

When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping
Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!

You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.
by Uncensored Reality January 07, 2010
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a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!
hey pass that fender
by Missy J November 29, 2006
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1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.
Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."
by TehMonny May 14, 2007
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When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you back on your feet
Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko
Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!
by ragnar117 February 29, 2012
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fender makes shoes....
fender sux ass
by spoonalliance April 23, 2007
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