horsemorsh

n. an unusual word or phase stuck in the middle of a sentence that causes someone to look it up online.

he started talking about a blanket of fish, but it turned out that it was just a horsemorsh.

by Roel Munster September 23, 2006

horsmorphic

One, who has spent, such a prolonged amount of their time around a horse, that they begin to resemble one of the face.

That person is said to be suffering from horsmorhpia.

Whilst legal, having sex with a horsmoprhic is verging on bestiality.

horsmorphic walks past...

multiple persons: neeeeeeeigh!

by nickw93 September 9, 2009

Horsemosexual

Any mammal/ amphibian thought to be engaging in homosexual intercourse with any equine beast.

Gianpolo is a horsemosexual.

by YVERTISLOVE September 29, 2009

horsemouth

Someone who has a mouth similar to a horse, also, generic term for someone. Used much in the same sense as "asshole".

That girl would be hot if she didn't have such a horsemouth." or "Stop eating all the french fries horsemouth!

by bigvindogg August 10, 2010

natural horsemanship

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012