Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
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Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?
Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.