Hornging

The act of hanging one's self with another male specimen while masturbating one another, battling to not reach climax before ejaculating thus losing and dying with negative aura. The winner then receives a final blowjob from Olivia Dunne. This is performed in Ohio with spectators who are simultaneously participating in a jerk circle watching and placing bets on the contestants.

"Bruh I can't believe you finished 1st in the hornging event last night, your such a L skibidi non-alpha sigma"

by horngemunger December 10, 2024

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017

Horning

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.

Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.

by Sherie1007 May 7, 2019

Horging

The process of Hoarding and gorging of food that one partakes in when devouring immense amounts of substances at a rapid pace. Usually when hiena's begin to savagely in-hail and devour a zebra carcass. Or when men from the age of 15 to 37 cannot control their intake of "substances" which please their "cravings" and begin to devour every inch that surrounds them.

Man1: "Dude where the hell did that quarter pounder with cheese go?"
Man2: "In my belly."
Man1: "You totally hoarged that motha."

Boy1: "Look at that ride."
Boy2: "That is one frikin sweet honey."
Boy1: "yea..I was horging that last week."

by Laurence Jones October 27, 2009

Horning

Demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the sex to which you are most attracted.

Did you see Charlie talking to Linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.

by Snikks July 22, 2011

banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023