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Hornimous 

When your horny and it feels so big that you can’t resist doing you business
I’m so hornimous right at this moment
Hornimous by Woodyman June 2, 2021
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Hornmonster 

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants
Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"
Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013
Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*
hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003
a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.
dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect
hornitos by tfollz January 3, 2011
Look at my bag of hornitos.
Hornitos by Zensai October 11, 2017
Becoming curios while horny.
Involves doing weird stuff you wouldn't normally do, that is if you had more blood rushing to your head.
hornyous:
I was in bed with Lisa last night, when suddenly she started sucking on my toes.
My first instinct was to shove her away, but I was so horny I thought to myself: "what the hell, I'll just give it a shot".
hornyous by AdamZA March 31, 2009

Horniosexual 

(Of a person) Finding attractiveness and horniness sexually attractive or arousing
I'm a horniosexual and I like to engage in recreational coital activity with horny bitches
Horniosexual by King GPD August 11, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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