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Hornitos
Hornito
Hornito by Mark haley March 17, 2009
Hornitis
Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.
Hornitis by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020
Hornito
A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.
Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.
Hornito by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022
hornito
Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.
hornito by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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