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horniness 

The act of being horny.
I am in the state of horniness.
horniness by SanctusDivinias May 27, 2006
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horniness 

That feeling when you see someone elses mother
Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now
horniness by im a pancake November 8, 2022

Horniness Level 

An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc
Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?

Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.

Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
Horniness Level by KG from 3 November 12, 2018

Horniness Aggression 

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.
Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.

hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.
We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.
hangover horniness by bluedevil July 21, 2006

school horniness 

To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.
Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.
school horniness by Lbooks93 November 29, 2006

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.
*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)
tard fam horniness by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020
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