hornimones 

Exuberating and inexorable burst of horniness constrained by the distance between two individuals.

Man, I wish they'd just angrily rail each other, all these hornimones ain't helping them keep calm.

hornimones by SlyPredator July 2, 2024

hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

hangover horniness by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Hormones 

A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)

Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.

Hormones by Kyaaah May 19, 2016

school horniness 

To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.

Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.

school horniness by Lbooks93 November 29, 2006

Hornymones 

Normal hormones that increase when one is sexually aroused.

Dayum that nigguh got my hornymones goin' or Gurl since I hit my prime, my hornymones be racing!

Hornymones by Justa_latin.female July 22, 2009

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.

*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)

tard fam horniness by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020

Hornmonster 

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants

Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"

Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013