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Becoming curios while horny.
Involves doing weird stuff you wouldn't normally do, that is if you had more blood rushing to your head.
hornyous:
I was in bed with Lisa last night, when suddenly she started sucking on my toes.
My first instinct was to shove her away, but I was so horny I thought to myself: "what the hell, I'll just give it a shot".
hornyous by AdamZA March 31, 2009
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hornyostasis 

like homeostasis, but the horny resting state of your body
teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis
hornyostasis by chodehairy November 11, 2020
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hornysushichief 

A chief at a high end restaurant who is mostly known by his co-worker as the guy who masturbates either to food or in the food that he is making. Usually ends up ejaculating in the entree. And then serving it.
Dude, that new chief that the boss hired is such a hornysushichief I find semen in all the fucking sushi.
hornysushichief by The Ladynurse. October 11, 2009

hornyostasis 

like homeostasis, the horny resting state of your body
teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis
hornyostasis by chodehairy November 11, 2020

Hornyosity

When you are so horny that it sparks some sexual curiosity in you.
I follow a dominatrix cave diver on instagram. She’s so interesting that my hornyosity inspired me to subscribe to her onlyfans.
Hornyosity by NadM20 December 10, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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