Horeo

Only fall in love with wing , Love wing very much . Has two beautiful big eyes, handsome face . Love to cook

Wing was single-minded to Horeo

by Cwy528 November 22, 2021

Homeowners Association

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Professional Homeowner

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Homeowners Association

A group of Karens.

When Karens gather in a large group, they are known as a Homeowners Association.

by Brahsm42R September 10, 2020

homeowner's association

A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.

The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.

Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.

by LouSara September 20, 2012

homeopal

A homeopathic friend, that is, the smaller the dose, the better they are.

Ben: Oh no, here comes Steve!
Sally: I thought he was your friend?
Ben: Oh no, just a homeopal.

Sally: Better in small doses?
Ben: Spot on. Quick, let's jump down this manhole.

by drlukeyboy August 11, 2009

Horion Client

A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.

anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k

by RichardLover21 December 29, 2020