Hodeo 

A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly female.

Me and my bro busted up this sorority party with big titty bitches everywhere! It was a straight up Hodeo!

Hodeo by Jonathan S October 8, 2007

Hodeo 

A get-together or a party where the attendance is predominantly female. Similar in fashion to a brodeo.

Look at all these girls... Yeah, finally a good hodeo!

Hodeo by UnmannedLeech January 3, 2009

hodeo 

the nickname of a bar-"rockin rodeo".

dude1: dude, i need to get laid tonight!

dude2: dude, we should go to the hodeo tonight!

girl: yeah! maybe girls gone wild be there again and i can flash my tits to the whole world instead of to just you two!

hodeo by dentonmikeUNT September 30, 2007

Hodeo 

A person who posts sexually explicit videi and pics on internet platforms.

She's all over insta-everything putting her Hodeo collection out there...

Hodeo by TheLyracist September 6, 2021

hodeo clown 

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

hodeo clown by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

Homeowners Association 

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

Homeowners Association by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Professional Homeowner 

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023