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hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.
Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

Horny nigga laundry basket 

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

Heart Horny 

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
Heart Horny by thebroshow December 3, 2018
We all know what you're here for. But you need a heads up.
Just remember to clear your history.

Horny bastard.

horny hottie 

A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.
Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.