1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients

Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans

Honanigans by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022

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honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

honking my horn by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

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Boobie Honking

The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.

I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.

Boobie Honking by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

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Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

Turd Honking for the Right of Way by Don December 1, 2003

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Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

Honking goose by checkno mode May 23, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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