Short for international super assassin, ISA describes any man or woman who kills others for a living, yet has not quite attained full ninja status due to the use of large BA weapons such as rocket launchers and non-suppressed light machine guns. An ISA enjoys making his or her presence known.
Jeff: Dude, Arnold Schwarzenegger is totally an ISA.
Kelly: You know he's just acting, right?
Jeff: No he's not. He couldn't have become governor without being an ISA.
Kelly: You know he's just acting, right?
Jeff: No he's not. He couldn't have become governor without being an ISA.
by mortalesteban May 17, 2010
Contraction of "inshallah" or "insha Allah", literally "if God wills" or "God willing." A phrase Muslims are supposed to use whenever expressing an intention or prediction of the future, as a reminder that God is all-powerful and all human intentions are subject to His will. In practice, though, this pious thought is often used to evade personal responsibility, and when indicating an intention in conversation the actual meaning can vary all the way from "only an act of God will stop me" to "I actually have no intention of helping you/keeping this appointment/etc. and will have a stock excuse prepared if you call me on my flaking out."
"I'll be totally screwed if my computer's not working on Monday. Are you sure you can fix it by then?"
"ISA."
(privately) "Oh fuck."
"ISA."
(privately) "Oh fuck."
by Lawrence of Brooklyn March 26, 2011
Also known as an Improvised Sexual Attempt. When a man or woman attempts to perform a sexual act to someone when they have no fucking clue what they're doing.
by Jonesy24 May 18, 2014
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by Jafje September 01, 2007
She is a beautiful, stunning girl. When you meet her the first thing you notice is her kind heart. She will usually have striking dark hair and eyes. She will easily be one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet, inside and out. You will think she is really shy if you dont know the real her, but if you become close friends with her, then you get to see how amazing she is. Her eyes sparkle when she talks about things she loves. She is kind to everyone, even if they don’t deserve it. She will never judge you, and will always be supportive. She is REALLY TALKATIVE AND LOUD. You may not think of it at first, but if you befriend an Isa, get ready for an adventure. She is somwone you wll always remember
"Oh, Isa. She is really pretty but shy.”
“No, she is actually really talkative once you become friends with her, believe me.”
“No, she is actually really talkative once you become friends with her, believe me.”
by James_1123 March 24, 2018
by Dawah101 May 13, 2020