honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

honking

anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)

He blew a honking booger out his nose.

by Lex Luther Vandross March 22, 2004

Honking

Something that smells very bad, to the point your struggling to breath it in. Or makes you recoil in some way.

Bill: dude have you been in the new multi story carpark?

Ben: yeah, the stairwell is already honking of piss

Or,

The builders have been ripping the ceilings down in that room, so don’t go in there yet without a respirator on, there’s dust everywhere, it’s honking.

by couzinworms June 29, 2018

honking

Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.

That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!

by Doron October 27, 2003

Honking

When you kiss a man or a woman, but instead of touching lips you wrap your entire mouth around their nose, and violently breathe into their nostrils while honking like a goose.

Bro I was having a great time with Stacy the other night, so when she wanted to heat things up I honked her. Little did I know, she was totally into honking!

by Rossco W. November 11, 2018

honking

Enormous, over-sized. Can be used to make the adjective "big" bigger.

Then he threw that honking boulder at me.
That is one big honking truck!
I need those big honking sutures stat!

by Trunks the dog February 15, 2014

honking

When you're unimaginably frustrated, annoyed and rageful, like an angry goose.

Adam was absolutely honking on Friday...

by kestrelbantedd January 31, 2018