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Honey Fuck 

When a man has sexual intercourse with an exotic asian covered in honey and or any other sticky substance...
Man, I need a good honey fuck in this math class!
Honey Fuck by Brenden S. September 18, 2008
Words you can keep

fuck honey 

After Herb and Beatris finished 69ing, they had made some good fuck honey.
fuck honey by SwoleCole April 23, 2016

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

fuck-me-honey 

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.
1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?

Fuck Bitches, Get Honey 

A phrase popularized by Winnie the Pooh, from the popular children's book by A. A. Milne.
Tigger: Hey Pooh, Kanga's looking hot and bothered down by the stream.

Pooh: Fuck bitches, get honey

honey fucking 

Honey fucking: When you take a jar of honey and have hot and sticky sex with it.

Acceptable alternatives are: honey fuck, honey fucked, fucking honey, and "dicky in the sticky".
Dude 1: Hey, guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: You fucked a jar of honey?
Dude 1: How did you know that I committed honey fucking?
Dude 2: There's a swarm of bees around your crotch.
honey fucking by GreyPotato July 24, 2016

holey fuck 

some one who fucks some one at the back of a church coz the service got to boring
deffinition says it all
holey fuck by faith newman May 1, 2004
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