Uncookies

n: Raw cookie dough.
v: Eating raw cookie dough.

They're not cookies, they're UNcookies. Cause they're not cooked.
Jessie and Jesse wanted to make some cookies but were too lazy, so they just had uncookies. Now they have Salmonella.
by JesseLikesFood December 16, 2011
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Fuck Bitches, Get Honey

A phrase popularized by Winnie the Pooh, from the popular children's book by A. A. Milne.
Tigger: Hey Pooh, Kanga's looking hot and bothered down by the stream.

Pooh: Fuck bitches, get honey
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Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.
Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!
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