A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.
While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.
Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009
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by JuanSpankyIvan September 19, 2018
Get the Hooksnatch mug.1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006
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by Biff Montoya December 15, 2003
Get the bizatchi hoswatchi mug.1. (noun) A tooting vagina. Known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (Often used in sibling banter.)
2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)
3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.
2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)
3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.
1. See you later, hootsnatch. You're such a hootsnatch. I can't believe that hootsnatch.
2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.
3. That broad hootsnatched my money!
2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.
3. That broad hootsnatched my money!
by Agent Hearsay August 18, 2010
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