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Hosnatch 

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.
"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
Hosnatch by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011
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Hoesnatch 

A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.
While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.

Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
Hoesnatch by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009
Related Words

bizatchi hoswatchi 

sort of functions as a plural of bizatch
where my bitzachi hoswatchi at?
bizatchi hoswatchi by Biff Montoya December 15, 2003

hosnitch 

women who spread gossip about the many men and women they've had sex with
She's such a hosnitch...do i really need to know that marco likes his ass licked?
hosnitch by five north July 8, 2010
one who is in the state of being utterly and irredeemably heinous and ugly.
Mark's ex-girlfriend is a hoenatch.
hoenatch by Thomas Payne March 7, 2004
This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.
I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.
hosenatch by Bret December 12, 2004
Noun: A person worse than a regular "ho", in terms of skankiness. May also be used in conversational manner when another has made an error.
Dawg, that trick be a honatch.
Honatch, that ain't David Banner, thats Chingy.
Honatch by bigtimmy September 24, 2003