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1. (noun) A tooting vagina. Known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (Often used in sibling banter.)

2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)

3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.
1. See you later, hootsnatch. You're such a hootsnatch. I can't believe that hootsnatch.

2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.

3. That broad hootsnatched my money!
by Agent Hearsay August 18, 2010
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