hootsnatch

1. (noun) A tooting vagina. Known for its stealth and high-flexibility. (Often used in sibling banter.)

2. (noun) A stolen moment of comic relief. A circumstance under which one cannot laugh, but sneaks an unheard giggle.
(Often used when others laugh, surreptitiously, at another's misfortune.)

3. (verb) The act of taking something with a shriek then running away.

1. See you later, hootsnatch. You're such a hootsnatch. I can't believe that hootsnatch.

2. Cara and Anne had a hootsnatch when their boss pissed her pants.

3. That broad hootsnatched my money!

by Agent Hearsay August 18, 2010

Hoesnatch

A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.

While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.

Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!

by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009

Hooksnatch

Variation of calling someone a cunt. Slang for vagina in a deragatory way.

Berna told Stephanie to stop being a hooksnatch

by JuanSpankyIvan September 19, 2018

hotznatch

a hot biznatch, a term of endearment for a girlfriend

This group of hotznatches are going to tear up the dance floor!

by Lo_Lo March 11, 2010

hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.

"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.

by beardanger March 12, 2014

wootsnatcher

Someone who purchaces items on woot to sell at a profit on
ebay.

The woot sold out in record time due to all the wootsnatchers.

by Cleophus Collins July 2, 2007

Hosnatch

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.

"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)

by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011