hosenatch

This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.

I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.

hosenatch by Bret December 12, 2004

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

Hoesnatch 

A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.

While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.

Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!

Hoesnatch by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009

homewatcher 

a word to describe a person who is not a stalker but watches or follows someone at there own house

"That one time u homewatched me and Jen at your house....wait....that wasnt one time.....lol" said john

homewatcher by stephann April 13, 2005

Hosquatch 

Cleverly combines a derogatory phrase "ho" and the ending of Sas"quatch" to create, Hosquatch. A phrase applicable to obese women or loud walker-stompers.

Dude, did you hear the hosquatch coming down the hall?

Hosquatch by Nincogneato October 4, 2010

Hosenschlange 

German translation for trouser snake.

Bitte lutschen Sie an meine Hosenschlange.
(Please suck on my trouser snake.)

Hosenschlange by Dick Large January 30, 2012

hotznatch 

a hot biznatch, a term of endearment for a girlfriend

This group of hotznatches are going to tear up the dance floor!

hotznatch by Lo_Lo March 11, 2010