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n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008
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ho and bitch combined into one neat word
Lots of my friends are hozatches. ;)
hozatch by Monique November 19, 2002
one who is in the state of being utterly and irredeemably heinous and ugly.
Mark's ex-girlfriend is a hoenatch.
hoenatch by Thomas Payne March 7, 2004
Noun: A person worse than a regular "ho", in terms of skankiness. May also be used in conversational manner when another has made an error.
Dawg, that trick be a honatch.
Honatch, that ain't David Banner, thats Chingy.
Honatch by bigtimmy September 24, 2003

Hoenatchy 

The state of or of being a hoenatch.
"Beth is entirely hoenatchy."
Hoenatchy by Ivy Crawford February 17, 2004

hoecatcher 

penitentary slang for "your face".
"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."
hoecatcher by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010
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