n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.

definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.

Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008

Related Words

hoeatch • hoecatcher • hoenatch • Hoenatchy • Hoetch • Honatch • hozatch • heat check • heat chat • Heat Check Time

hozatch

ho and bitch combined into one neat word

Lots of my friends are hozatches. ;)

hozatch by Monique November 19, 2002

hoenatch

one who is in the state of being utterly and irredeemably heinous and ugly.

Mark's ex-girlfriend is a hoenatch.

hoenatch by Thomas Payne March 7, 2004

Honatch

Noun: A person worse than a regular "ho", in terms of skankiness. May also be used in conversational manner when another has made an error.

Dawg, that trick be a honatch.
Honatch, that ain't David Banner, thats Chingy.

Honatch by bigtimmy September 24, 2003

Hoenatchy

The state of or of being a hoenatch.

"Beth is entirely hoenatchy."

Hoenatchy by Ivy Crawford February 17, 2004

hoecatcher

penitentary slang for "your face".

"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."

hoecatcher by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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