Hoenatchy
"Beth is entirely hoenatchy."
Hoenatchy by Ivy Crawford February 17, 2004
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Hoesnatch
A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.
While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.
Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!
Hoesnatch by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009
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Hoenatchy • hoenatch • hoeatch • hoecatcher • hoenetch • Hoesnatch • Honatch • hosenatch • Hosnatch • Hoe-snatcher
hoenetch
1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.
Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.
"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"
hoenetch by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006
hoenatch
hoenatch by Thomas Payne March 7, 2004
Hosnatch
A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.
"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
Hosnatch by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011
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