Hoekins

hoekins are dunkins

omg theres so much hoekins in my fyp!

by dunkinsareugly July 22, 2020

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hopkins High School

This is a place where stupid kids decides to skip class to vape/smoke in the bathrooms and having them locked, leaving people who needs to use the bathroom walk ACROSS the other side just to pee. The school is full of white washed Asians and Blacks. White girls trying to be ghetto. White boys thinking they tough but ain’t got shit. Hopkins had a record of having 4 fights in one day (I think it was 4). All gender bathroom is where people fuck each other. The stairs up the little theater is also a fucking spot. Pep fest are the worst! Little white girls bouncing and kicking there feet’s till they can fly. Racist as teachers. Main office people are the WORST. Those old as ladies needs some help. Principal is chill asf. Class 2019 was the best year PERIODT

Overall, Hopkins is a pretty nice place to be at :D

“Remember when Hopkins High School kids threw trash off of the balcony? Well I was there and sadly got hit by a trash can” :(

“Oh my gosh remember when a girl was sucking a guy in the bathroom! Apparently, one of her arm was swinging back and forth. Yikes”

“Yooo after pep fest these group of people started running together to the bathroom and broke one of the sink!”

by Krabypatty November 10, 2019

Jimmy Hopkins

A Character From Bully/Canis Canem edit

Jimmy Hopkins Is A Character You Play As In Bully/Canis Canem Edit
Jimmy: Mom. Why Did You Marry That Phony. What Is Wrong With you. I Can't believe this.

by I am cool 2015 August 23, 2019

Katie Hopkins

An absolutely vile, wretched cunt of an old woman. Her entire existence is based off of being a vintage to others because that's how sad and pathetic she is. No one likes her. No one would be upset if she died. Fucking horrible, racist bitch.

Fuck Katie Hopkins, all my homies hate Katie Hopkins

by Bilbo ㅤShaggins June 2, 2020

Hopkins School

Making your best not good enough since 1660.

I was a straight A student at my old school but ever since I came to Hopkins School, I'm a straight C- student.

by Acul Naes November 30, 2016

Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013