lil ass town where some gang ass mfs lay, on da prowl. Dey da best at football. Other schools got some clown ass playaz, most the People are cool. But the class of 2020 are some clown ass mfs and need to get shlapped
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if you want food you dont have many choices considering theres 2 stores in hockinson...
oh well at least our mascot isnt the papermakers or the spudders.
if you want food you dont have many choices considering theres 2 stores in hockinson...
oh well at least our mascot isnt the papermakers or the spudders.
there is nothing do do in hockinson.
by Becca Bell June 27, 2008
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Hockinson is a rural area located right next to Vancouver, Washington. Middle through high schoolers often refer to it as a "hick town", although, they have never been to Ridgefield, Washington. Hockinson kids hate Hockinson as much as Vancouver kids hate Vancouver. With not a lot to do they often times circle jerk and create gossip. Parents and adults love living in Hockinson due to how close it is to the city and how peaceful it is.
Hockinson is known for it's central three way stop with the Hockinson Market on the corner and for China ditch which high schoolers race they're ricers on.
Hockinson is known for it's central three way stop with the Hockinson Market on the corner and for China ditch which high schoolers race they're ricers on.
A: I hate this hick town, Hockinson Washington blows.
B: Lets walk to Vancouver.
A: It's to far, lets watch porn together instead.
B: Solid.
B: Lets walk to Vancouver.
A: It's to far, lets watch porn together instead.
B: Solid.
by XRD December 25, 2010
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Wow Pete got Hodkinsoned again at the weekend?! Jesus he said it was a one-time thing, man man has issues.
by Toby Burgess July 11, 2018
Get the Hodkinsoned mug.A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.
Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
Get the Cockinsons Disorder mug.Todd: did you see him today? He is a country boy!! He was mudding in a 4x4 and fishing at the local park.
Ross: nah. He's not actually a redneck, he's just a hickenson
Todd: ohh I didn't realize
Ross: nah. He's not actually a redneck, he's just a hickenson
Todd: ohh I didn't realize
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Get the hickenson mug.'to do the Hopkinson' is a term used to refer to serious wetland, shark-related activity (i.e. prowling), named after one of the two famous marine biologists, C. Hopkinson or B. Hopkinson
'He was really doing the Hopkinson last night', meaning 'on a prowling mission last night' / 'aligning his/her sights and acquiring a target' / 'looking to get his fin wet' / 'on a mission to be the motion in the ocean' etc.
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