Hoeking 

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

Hoeking by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hoeking Up 

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

Hoeking Up by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

hooking the g 

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

Hosking 

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking out a dirt snake by viviris April 14, 2010

Hodking around 

Hodking around is a phrase which is used when someone (mostly women) is having sex with the whole neighborhood,city or state.

It comes from the czech "hodkuju" after the Great Slut of Chomutov, to honor her and remind everyone that no-one can ever suck the whole ice hockey junior league (may the Pirates cum her).

Person1: What's Elizabeth doing?
Person2: Well, she's just hodking around

Hodking around by Cdxd May 29, 2019