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hoeinitis
A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
Hoevinist
Hoeking
1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
Hoeking by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019
Hoeking Up
Hoeking Up by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019
Hoeinism
Hoeinism by purplejayda December 29, 2018
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