3 definitions by GemStoneBeauty
by GemStoneBeauty April 26, 2019
1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
by GemStoneBeauty April 26, 2019
I walked in to the camp feelin’ horny. I felt a pulsate on my butt. It was the Nazi Fascist. I think his name was Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch. He felt my butt as I walked to the burning oven. Many other dogs were in their too. They were all helpless. I turned around. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch looked at me and said a long German word. I think it meant “Kill Anne Frank” but I don’t know. Was my cousin Anne in this concentration camp? I quickly remembered my time in Alabama. If Anne was here, then, Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch must be my uncle. I looked around for an escape. I remember what my uncle did. Anne Frank was forced to live in an attic for several months before my uncle Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch came and made her suck his long dick. The doggie lifestyle has quickly gotten to me. I Emma Frank, am a jew dog, and I to live beneath the jew code. I looked around for escape but there was nothing. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch took me onto the side of the oven, I knew what he was about to do. He quickly morphed into SpiderMan and crawled up the oven. bringing me and donkey kong to his secret lair. I knew that the balcony wasn’t fun. Then I saw my cousin Anne. She looked very pretty in the bar. Almost too pretty. I brought her into the bathroom and immediately took her right leg- Oh shit! HES BACK. IT WAS JUST A DREAM I PASSED OUT. Tony Zeichveichhimmelwvitch or should I say SpiderMan made breakfast for my dog. He and I were both married and Anne Frank ate kibbles and bits.
by GemStoneBeauty November 30, 2019